why send me to hell instead of heaven ?

hell gate guard : take yr que ticket and wait for yr nos to be called

subject : how cum I am send here and not to heaven

HGG : becos our computer shows that u hv many red marks

subject : u sure or not. beta u say properly or else I will inform my men to arrest u without trial.

I am a good man. u never see so many ppl come and pay respect to me huh.

u daft izzit.

Heaven is full.

Plenty of vacancies in hell.

They need FTs.

You want?

Those mischief makers end up in hell.