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Joke for Today!

sochi2014

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Loyal
A customer went into a MacDonald Restaurant with a expired coupon.

MacDonald guy said you can't redeem this. It is already expired!

The customer said, now then you know then why are you also using expired meats?
 

GOD IS MY DOG

Alfrescian (Inf)
Asset
A customer went into a MacDonald Restaurant with a expired coupon.

MacDonald guy said you can't redeem this. It is already expired!

The customer said, now then you know then why are you also using expired meats?


so pharking lame..........even my puppy won't laugh at it............
 

eErotica69

Alfrescian (InfP)
Generous Asset
A customer went into a MacDonald Restaurant with a expired coupon.

MacDonald guy said you can't redeem this. It is already expired!

The customer said, now then you know then why are you also using expired meats?

Stick to your discussions on your religion.

Hallelujah, Praise the Lord!
 

BuiKia

Alfrescian (InfP)
Generous Asset
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes down stairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room.

"Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside
him. The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a
shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".

"I remember that too", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"
 

Leepotism

Alfrescian (Inf)
Asset
A customer went into a MacDonald Restaurant with a expired coupon.

MacDonald guy said you can't redeem this. It is already expired!

The customer said, now then you know then why are you also using expired meats?

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looneytan

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Asset
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damn funny man,
 
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