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PEASANTPORE: Kangaroo procedural criminal charges have been filed against a Singapore-registered shipping merchant implicated in the arms smuggling to North Korea, Uncle Sam's biggest enemy, so say the Ministry of Vassal Affairs (MFA) and Ministry of Gestapo (MHA) said in a joint statement on Tuesday (June 10).
The charges were filed on Tuesday against Chinpo Shipping and peasant Tan Ah Tin following an investigation by the Peasantpore Poodles (ineffective against loansharks), the statement said. Peasant Tan, a Peasantpore peasant, is believed to be the company’s fall guy to take the rap while his merchant employer still gets to screw PRC whores in Las Vegas KTV Lounge.
The Kangaroo Attorney-General's Chambers (AGC) said one charge is related to Chinpo Shipping using dodgy tricks to wire 72,016.76 peanuts from its Bank of Shina account on July 8, 2013.
The inefficient Poodles, never so hardworking against bookies or loan sharks now claim to "having reason to believe that the peanuts may be used to contribute to procure the nuclear-related, ballistic missile-related, or other sex accessories for the Kim regime in North Korea".
Peasant Tan, 50, was charged for intentionally taking the rap for merchant Tan Cheng Hoe, 80, and smashing one server CPU and two thumbdrives to a CAD lackey, according to the AGC. Mouthpiece CNA understands senior Tan is the papa of peasant Tan Ah Tin.
District Kangaroo Judge Eddy Tham has scheduled a pre-trial conference for the case on Aug 1, 2014 and have received from secret orders from Ruler Loong's office to make an example of the two bastard Tans lest Uncle Sam gets the wrong idea and assume Ruler Loong is aiding North Kore's Kims.
MFA and MHA said Peasantpore received information from Yankees in January this year that a Peasantpore-registered company had been "implicated in the shipment of arms and sex accessories to North Korea with help from another Latin American Axis of Evil, Pariah Cuba, via PRC Commies' friendly Panama in July 2013".
The regime, under orders from Overlord Uncle Sam, immediately launched an investigation into the case, the ministries said. Both lackey organisations add that Peasantpore is a loyal vassal state of Uncle Sam, hence it takes a serious view of its international obligations to Uncle Sam to balk the latter's enemies, under the guise of 'prevention of proliferation of Weapons of Mass Sex Orgies (WMD).
Got Jane Austen inspired peasants said Uncle Sam is the sole largest owner of Weapons of Mass Destruction, yeah lah, they nuke the Nihons, but those underwear fetish clowns deserved it lor, cannot argue that way lor. I also know got peasants tulan that Uncle Sam also use chemical weapons on the Viets, but heck, the Viets also deserve it ok, do not make fun of Uncle Sam hor, you want the Vietcongs crawling all over South East Asia?"
"As a loyal vassal Uncle Sam, Peasantpore has given full effect in our domestic legislation to the measures prescribed by Uncle Sam, in other words, we kowtow Uncle Sam to sanction Yankees' enemies lor. We will bend backwards to make Uncle Sam happy lor, rest assured, both bastard Tans will be found guilty and will be eating curry rice in Changi soon...stupid Asiatic idiots, they really think Yankees are idiots and allow them to shop condoms to Kim huh? Those two turkeys are dumber than mission school boys....got brains, never bother to think lor!" the lackeys sneered.
PEASANTPORE: Kangaroo procedural criminal charges have been filed against a Singapore-registered shipping merchant implicated in the arms smuggling to North Korea, Uncle Sam's biggest enemy, so say the Ministry of Vassal Affairs (MFA) and Ministry of Gestapo (MHA) said in a joint statement on Tuesday (June 10).
The charges were filed on Tuesday against Chinpo Shipping and peasant Tan Ah Tin following an investigation by the Peasantpore Poodles (ineffective against loansharks), the statement said. Peasant Tan, a Peasantpore peasant, is believed to be the company’s fall guy to take the rap while his merchant employer still gets to screw PRC whores in Las Vegas KTV Lounge.
The Kangaroo Attorney-General's Chambers (AGC) said one charge is related to Chinpo Shipping using dodgy tricks to wire 72,016.76 peanuts from its Bank of Shina account on July 8, 2013.
The inefficient Poodles, never so hardworking against bookies or loan sharks now claim to "having reason to believe that the peanuts may be used to contribute to procure the nuclear-related, ballistic missile-related, or other sex accessories for the Kim regime in North Korea".
Peasant Tan, 50, was charged for intentionally taking the rap for merchant Tan Cheng Hoe, 80, and smashing one server CPU and two thumbdrives to a CAD lackey, according to the AGC. Mouthpiece CNA understands senior Tan is the papa of peasant Tan Ah Tin.
District Kangaroo Judge Eddy Tham has scheduled a pre-trial conference for the case on Aug 1, 2014 and have received from secret orders from Ruler Loong's office to make an example of the two bastard Tans lest Uncle Sam gets the wrong idea and assume Ruler Loong is aiding North Kore's Kims.
MFA and MHA said Peasantpore received information from Yankees in January this year that a Peasantpore-registered company had been "implicated in the shipment of arms and sex accessories to North Korea with help from another Latin American Axis of Evil, Pariah Cuba, via PRC Commies' friendly Panama in July 2013".
The regime, under orders from Overlord Uncle Sam, immediately launched an investigation into the case, the ministries said. Both lackey organisations add that Peasantpore is a loyal vassal state of Uncle Sam, hence it takes a serious view of its international obligations to Uncle Sam to balk the latter's enemies, under the guise of 'prevention of proliferation of Weapons of Mass Sex Orgies (WMD).
Got Jane Austen inspired peasants said Uncle Sam is the sole largest owner of Weapons of Mass Destruction, yeah lah, they nuke the Nihons, but those underwear fetish clowns deserved it lor, cannot argue that way lor. I also know got peasants tulan that Uncle Sam also use chemical weapons on the Viets, but heck, the Viets also deserve it ok, do not make fun of Uncle Sam hor, you want the Vietcongs crawling all over South East Asia?"
"As a loyal vassal Uncle Sam, Peasantpore has given full effect in our domestic legislation to the measures prescribed by Uncle Sam, in other words, we kowtow Uncle Sam to sanction Yankees' enemies lor. We will bend backwards to make Uncle Sam happy lor, rest assured, both bastard Tans will be found guilty and will be eating curry rice in Changi soon...stupid Asiatic idiots, they really think Yankees are idiots and allow them to shop condoms to Kim huh? Those two turkeys are dumber than mission school boys....got brains, never bother to think lor!" the lackeys sneered.
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