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PEASANTPORE: Foreign serfs in Peasantpore who have kowtow to Ruler Loong regularly have nothing to fear and in fact the regime loves pliant foreign serfs.
Minion 山木庚 made this point on Wednesday evening during a visit to Kranji Lodge 1 in an attempt to pre-empt Jane Austen loyalists who are penning essays lambasting brutal Chink contractors who exploit cheap foreign serfs.
山木庚 'talk cock sing song' while some 40 foreign serfs clap and sang along during his visit, which was the first since the Little India riot that took place on December 8 and deemed as massive loss of face for Ruler Loong.
He said many serfs are now understandably worried that the crass Chink contractors will use this opportunities to force them sign new unequal contracts. The sly Chinks are expected to write new silly terms of conduct and use them against foreign serfs who try to do a Jane Austen to secure fairer employment terms.
But 山木庚 assured them that new unequal contracts may not materialize if they continue to kowtow Ruler Loong's portrait 5 times daily and work harder to steal jobs from expensive local peasants.
山木庚 emphasised that Peasantpore has zero tolerance towards those who dare to challenge Ruler Loong and make him look like a fool or lose face, promising the full brunt of the Kangaroo law against troublemakers.
He said if the peasants have any grievances or unhappiness, they ought to follow a SAF trick, and go through 'proper channels'. For example, through their pro-regime unions, the Peasantpore Ministry or the Migrant Workers Centre who will probably serve them a dose of red tape. Vocal ones will be warned to desist or be sent for 'processing'.
During the half-hour dialogue, some serfs told 山木庚 they sapok the rioters but are now 'ashamed' of the actions of the 400 rebels since the entire proceedings are taped. However they still love the video clips that show the once high mighty Poodles running away in fear during the riots.
Many foreign serfs also said they are happy to be working in Peasantpore because they are treated worse than dirt by their own rulers in their corrupt ridden homeland. The Chinks, through greedy and exploitive, conduct themselves better than the Bangla or Neh Rajas in their hometowns.
山木庚 also commented on the erroneous report on the riot by Neh-neh-land's Sun TV, which aired on Monday evening.
He said regime in theory will consider whether any action needs to be taken against the foreign TV station but it is understood no punitive actions will surface as the regime has a bad record against foreigners who reside outside of Peasantpore. Slamming the foreign TV station will immediate violate Ruler Loong's 'Favour the Foreigners' policy.
山木庚 said: "You know, I know, they are Nehs and are experts at language games....me also a Neh, so I knew their dirty tricks, So I'm glad they’ve apologised, but in the first place, the error should not have happened, and even if we press for explanation, 'lan-lan' they also dun want to reply lor.
“Now as face saving, I must lan-lan say their report is not defamatory, it is erroneous factually. So our Kangaroos can use this defence as face saving gesture to backout of any actions and explain to peasants why we also give allowances to foreigners. Plus now I pass the buck to Attorney-Kangaroo’s Chambers, they will have to decide if Media Propoganda Arses) thinks there is a cause, and they'll have to ask Legal Kangaroos to look at it.
But for local peasants, no such time hor, even your erroneous facts will be classified as defamatory if it makes fun of Ruler Loong ok!"
PEASANTPORE: Foreign serfs in Peasantpore who have kowtow to Ruler Loong regularly have nothing to fear and in fact the regime loves pliant foreign serfs.
Minion 山木庚 made this point on Wednesday evening during a visit to Kranji Lodge 1 in an attempt to pre-empt Jane Austen loyalists who are penning essays lambasting brutal Chink contractors who exploit cheap foreign serfs.
山木庚 'talk cock sing song' while some 40 foreign serfs clap and sang along during his visit, which was the first since the Little India riot that took place on December 8 and deemed as massive loss of face for Ruler Loong.
He said many serfs are now understandably worried that the crass Chink contractors will use this opportunities to force them sign new unequal contracts. The sly Chinks are expected to write new silly terms of conduct and use them against foreign serfs who try to do a Jane Austen to secure fairer employment terms.
But 山木庚 assured them that new unequal contracts may not materialize if they continue to kowtow Ruler Loong's portrait 5 times daily and work harder to steal jobs from expensive local peasants.
山木庚 emphasised that Peasantpore has zero tolerance towards those who dare to challenge Ruler Loong and make him look like a fool or lose face, promising the full brunt of the Kangaroo law against troublemakers.
He said if the peasants have any grievances or unhappiness, they ought to follow a SAF trick, and go through 'proper channels'. For example, through their pro-regime unions, the Peasantpore Ministry or the Migrant Workers Centre who will probably serve them a dose of red tape. Vocal ones will be warned to desist or be sent for 'processing'.
During the half-hour dialogue, some serfs told 山木庚 they sapok the rioters but are now 'ashamed' of the actions of the 400 rebels since the entire proceedings are taped. However they still love the video clips that show the once high mighty Poodles running away in fear during the riots.
Many foreign serfs also said they are happy to be working in Peasantpore because they are treated worse than dirt by their own rulers in their corrupt ridden homeland. The Chinks, through greedy and exploitive, conduct themselves better than the Bangla or Neh Rajas in their hometowns.
山木庚 also commented on the erroneous report on the riot by Neh-neh-land's Sun TV, which aired on Monday evening.
He said regime in theory will consider whether any action needs to be taken against the foreign TV station but it is understood no punitive actions will surface as the regime has a bad record against foreigners who reside outside of Peasantpore. Slamming the foreign TV station will immediate violate Ruler Loong's 'Favour the Foreigners' policy.
山木庚 said: "You know, I know, they are Nehs and are experts at language games....me also a Neh, so I knew their dirty tricks, So I'm glad they’ve apologised, but in the first place, the error should not have happened, and even if we press for explanation, 'lan-lan' they also dun want to reply lor.
“Now as face saving, I must lan-lan say their report is not defamatory, it is erroneous factually. So our Kangaroos can use this defence as face saving gesture to backout of any actions and explain to peasants why we also give allowances to foreigners. Plus now I pass the buck to Attorney-Kangaroo’s Chambers, they will have to decide if Media Propoganda Arses) thinks there is a cause, and they'll have to ask Legal Kangaroos to look at it.
But for local peasants, no such time hor, even your erroneous facts will be classified as defamatory if it makes fun of Ruler Loong ok!"
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