These media whores are really playing with fire. Luckily, they are not in Saudi Arabia or Pakistan where I'm sure the reaction would have been a lot more hostile.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me... Aren't you?
Another namewee in the making, I felt a sense of foreboding.
A Jihad will be declared on this stupid couple soon.
Kurt Tay wants biggest breasts ever for Singapore
The Daily Chilli
Saturday, Jun 01, 2013
Singaporean media star Kurt Tay, who gained notoriety after busting out RM10,000 (S$4,000) on breast implants, has announced he's given up his quest to find a wife the old-fashioned way and will now just order a bride through the mail.
Posting on Facebook Friday, the 27-year-old pop star wannabe said that he's done with Singaporean single ladies, after courting over a thousand of them with no luck. So he's going to buy an 18-year-old Vietnamese girl to be his missus-and he's given himself a deadline: Chinese New Year, January 2014.
He said the reason for rushing the wedding was to salvage his relationship with his mum, who was devastated when she read about his boob job in the papers. He also said that bringing a daughter-in-law into the family would ward off evil relatives from harassing his mum about his jugs.
Posting several pictures of girls he fancies could be the next Mrs Kurt Tay, he admitted that she would be his first real girlfriend. He added that once she sees how ordinary he is, they could go to Bangkok together and get even bigger knockers for themselves.
Happy but not fully satisfied with his new C-Cup tits, Kurt added he wants his bosom to be pumped up to all the way to a G-Cup. The augmentation, he said, would be for Singapore's glory because he wants to submit himself into the Guinness Book of World Records as the man with the biggest boobs ever.
Meanwhile, Kurt announced in earlier posts this week that he and his mum were seeking professional help together. After three sessions so far, he said his mum was finally talking to him again, although she still insists that he dress less conspicuously and not wear tight t-shirts out in public
He said that during therapy, he tried to explain to his mum the difference between a transvestite, a transsexual and a man who simply likes having a set of hooters on himself. He also tried to convince her that he would not go for a sex change because he does want to be a dad himself.
In his posting on Monday, he wrote: "Ah Gua & Men with Boobs r 2 different things! Ah Gua means go outside dress like women, wear heels, walk like women. Men with boobs r just men with breast, wearing man attire. D only difference is Men with boobs got breast. Just cause u got boobs means u Ah Gua? So fat man got boobs also call Ah Gua? Its unfair 2 say this!"
Kurt also told his shrink that he had always wanted to have breasts, even as a child, because he associated them with confidence and power.
Kurt's status update on Facebook on 31st May 2013:
"Handsome, Charming, Dashing, Busty, Kawaii & Funny Superstar Kurt Tay upcoming plans reveals! Im now working v hard 2 raise $ & I target 2 buy a 18yrs old Vietnamese wife in January 2014! Cause Jan2014 is Chinese New Year, I needs 2 get a wife so that my mother has "face" or else she will feels "lose face" if Im single & relatives during CNY wait keeps asking y her son got breast, wait my mother sad.
"So, by having wife, they will hav nothing 2 say, it will show Im a normal person. My wife will be my 1st girlfriend! As I never hav gf in my life! I join SDN events 4 abt 8 to 10yrs already. I hav fail over 1000times chasing Spore girls! So I give up already! I will buy 18yrs old: Cute, Sweet, Young, Pretty, Busty! I will love my wife v much. My wife will be d most wife in d world!
"Then I will convince my wife 2 let me upsize my breast from 395cc (C Cup) to 800cc (G Cup). I hoped my wife will allow me 2 upsize my breast. I hav 2 married 1st, then upsize, cannot upsize before marriage cause my mother will be sad, but if I married & I upsize, my mother wont be that sad cause I already married.
"I will go Thailand with my wife (If my wife wants 2 upsize 2 G Cup, I will pay 4 her too, then 2gether we both G Cup!) Then I will call US & apply 4 d Guiness World Record as "The Man/Husband/Father" with d Largest Boobs (G Cup) in d World!
"Then not only wll I be famous in Spore, but also International Worldwide as The Largest Boobs Man! I willl done Spore proud, done ALL men & my family proud by making history breaking in d Guiness World Record!"
Last edited by Scrooball (clone); 12-07-2013 at 09:38 AM.
It aLL boiLs down to both's ParentaL upbringing; reaLLy appaLLing by any standard.
If those 2 burn their bridges up north, what are they gonna do? Flee down south? I think we've had enough of them.
hope their beheading video end up in www.t hey nc .com
What's with all the hate for Alvin and Vivian here? I read provocative crap like that in this forum on a daily basis. Hypocrites...
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