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A letter from a Christian asking Singaporeans to forgive pastor Hong Kee

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A letter from a Christian asking Singaporeans to forgive pastor Hong Kee
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Dear Editors,

I am deeply saddened by the reactions of netizens to the arrest of my dearest pastor Kong Hee. As a long time member of City Harvest Church, the public clearly does not understand the sacrifices he had to make in the name of God.
When I first received Sun Ho’s Chinese pop CD in 2003, I thought to myself: “what kind of devil’s music is this?� But as I listened more, it began to dawn on me that I was being overly prudish and she was actually spreading the word of God in the form of Satan-worshipping music to beat the devil at his own game.
Indeed, the more involved I became at the Church, the more I began to understand that I could not even begin to comprehend God’s plan and the plans pastor Kong had for me, and the church. You see, I am but mortal. Pastor Kong was the chosen one.
Without his light shining like a beacon of conscience, the gays, prostitutes, and the opposition would start to take over Singapore. Satan would then have a hub to take over the world.
So it was with deep love that I decided to dedicate 30% of my husband’s salary each month to help fund Sun Ho’s music career as part of the Crossover project.
As a good christian, I have an obligation to The Lord to spread his message: from Singapore to Malaysia, to Taiwan, China and even the town of sin, Hollywood.
It must have been extremely difficult for pastor Kong to see his wife in such disgusting states of undress in public, and for her to live in the heart of the most unholy places on earth, Beverly Hills. I’ve watched the TV series 90210 when I was younger. These people have no morals but like lepers, the Man and Woman of God must go to the sick to heal the sick.
People outside the church don’t understand us and are so quick to condemn when they haven’t experienced God through His music, sung to thumping beats and a negro man saying something intelligible at the beginning.
I do not understand how “China wine� or being a Geisha is related to God’s work, but as I said, I’m only mortal. God has a plan, even when I don’t understand. Even when it involves S$23 million. If pastor Kong was using that money, it must be God’s will.
Jesus preaches forgiveness, and therefore we must forgive even if we don’t want to.
So I forgive the government, and the public for misunderstanding and maligning the Church.
There’s a special place in hell for people who say nasty things about Kong Hee and an even worse one for those that framed God’s chosen workers.
I pray that it will be like Sodom and Gonorrhea.
Yours truly,
Faithful Christian of CHC
 

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Without his light shining like a beacon of conscience, the gays, prostitutes, and the opposition would start to take over Singapore. Satan would then have a hub to take over the world.

it was with deep love that I decided to dedicate 30% of my husband’s salary each month to help fund Sun Ho’s music career as part of the Crossover project.

It must have been extremely difficult for pastor Kong to see his wife in such disgusting states of undress in public, and for her to live in the heart of the most unholy places on earth, Beverly Hills. I’ve watched the TV series 90210 when I was younger. These people have no morals but like lepers, the Man and Woman of God must go to the sick to heal the sick.

Mwahahahahahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!

The poor moron of a husband. Behind every unsuccessful man, there is a deluded woman.

Yes, it must have been difficult for him to see his wife in various state of undress, but I'm betting the $$$$$ helped.
 

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Mwahahahahahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!

The poor moron of a husband. Behind every unsuccessful man, there is a deluded woman.

Yes, it must have been difficult for him to see his wife in various state of undress, but I'm betting the $$$$$ helped.

I think the author was being satirical. If it was meant as a genuine support, I'm sure she would have put down her real name.
 

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I think the author was being satirical. If it was meant as a genuine support, I'm sure she would have put down her real name.

I would certainly hope so! Goodness, if it was real, the poor husband...............................
 

THE_CHANSTER

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he also believe in Satan.:eek:

Sod all this Christianity stuff and Sun Ho music videos. What we need is some Iron Maiden!

How about this one?

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Agree. We know CHC folks are dumb but surely they cannot be that stupid?

You know it's very well-written when you have to finish the entire letter in order to tell if it's for real. And at the end you're still not 100% sure. That's the hallmark of an excellent piece of satire.
 

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You know it's very well-written when you have to finish the entire letter in order to tell if it's for real. And at the end you're still not 100% sure. That's the hallmark of an excellent piece of satire.

Yes, it was well written. I especially like the part about using her hubby's money as donation.
 

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Not surprised if indeed there are dumbfucks who really believed what they wrote and wrote what they believed.

I would say the last line gave it away "I pray that it will be Sodom and Gonorrhea". A good Sunday school Christian will know how to spell Gomorrah.
 

Jumong

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I would say the last line gave it away "I pray that it will be Sodom and Gonorrhea". A good Sunday school Christian will know how to spell Gomorrah.

Yes, he left it until the very last word.

But I like the part about "beat the devil at his own game."
 
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