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ode to the seaman's son...

zhihau

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O kapitan, O kapitan, the writings are on the wall
you can choose to ignore, it is really your call
labelled them as oppositions, Sham really had such gall
lest we would forget, pride comes before the fall
 

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O kapitan, O kapitan, the writings are on the wall
you can choose to ignore, it is really your call
labelled them as oppositions, Sham really had such gall
lest we would forget, pride comes before the fall

Kapitan my Dutch for me, LOL :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
 

zhihau

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le kapitan claims the card can give you peace of mind
pioneer generation worked so hard, they can now recline
half-price discounts island-wide, such lobangs where to find?
private clinics please don't try, the card would be declined
 

zhihau

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le kapitan says you cash out when you're down and out
rather than sticking around begging like a lout
the nest egg is an asset that's the slogan he touts
you die your own business, that's without a single doubt
 

zhihau

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Le kapitan seems interested to get in touch with the crowd
But high up in his ivory tower his head's always in the cloud
A caring society is what we must build, that's without a doubt
When papa is long but gone, would his words still carry any clout?
 

jw5

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Le kapitan thinks that we are worried about getting old
For someone with no empathy he is indeed rather bold
Born with a silver spoon in his mouth he needs a prettier wife
And stop wondering if the elderly cleaner wants a better life
 

jw5

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Le kapitan thought he was smart to change from pink to blue
Hearing the laughing and clapping from his sycophantic crew
He's thinking what's the big deal about CPF what's the fuss about
Totally clueless that the rest of us are hell bent on voting them out. :biggrin:
 

zhihau

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Totally clueless that the rest of us are hell bent on voting them out. :biggrin:

A mathematician by training, he would know his odds
The writings are on the walls, he can connect the dots
Le kapitan's getting his motley crew to draw their lots
No one's keen to put their feet deep into the boiling spots
 

jw5

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Le kapitan sometimes wishes he was teaching maths
Rather than being told his crew are as blind as bats
He also wishes that people would shit in the loo
And here's guessing he wished his wife was a chiobu. :biggrin:
 

zhihau

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Le kapitan sometimes wishes he was teaching maths

Teaching's not that easy as anyone would have thought
After a lesson you wondered if the kids have learned or not
"Begin with the end in mind" that's the battle always fought
Le kapitan could do really well if he knew which questions to spot!
 

zhihau

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Much ado about nothing, nasi briyani is on the list
With food closest to the heart, that's the way to please
Le kapitan's clearly giving air flown sashimi a miss
Yet Fuku rice is coming, surely ignorance is a bliss
 

jw5

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While kapitan was sleeping the crew decided to meet
Or luak chwee kuay fried bee hoon all that they could eat
All races and gender were there and all levels to boot
To show how humble they all are in the wayang photo shoot. :biggrin:
 

jw5

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Le kapitan needs a compass that is clear for all to see
He cannot keep deluding himself that the best is yet to be
Perhaps it's time to replace him could be that the time is nigh
And who better to take over than the guy from River Valley High. :biggrin:
 

zhihau

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Le kapitan needs a compass that is clear for all to see

Kapitan is pacing on the deck, sippin' on a double
haven't he realized that his FT pets are nothing but trouble
a quack doctor already on the loose, look at how they fumble
a rogue PR now in their midst, look at how they tumble
 
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