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    A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in
    Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles,
    along for the company.

    One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and
    before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost.
    Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly
    in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
    The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo
    now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he
    immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his
    back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is
    about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy,
    that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are
    any more around here?"

    Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in
    mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he
    slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard,
    "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"
    Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole
    scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this
    knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from
    the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees
    him heading after the leopard with great speed, and
    figures that something must be up. The monkey soon
    catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and
    strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

    The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of
    and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's
    going to happen to that conniving canine!
    Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the
    monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do
    now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with
    his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen
    them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear,
    the old poodle says.
    "Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago
    to bring me another leopard!

    Moral of this story...

    Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will
    always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and
    brilliance only come with age and experience.*
    ang moh is best.

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    Default Re: nice story

    how did you get banned on april 26, 2012, tell us when you are back.

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    not very sure bro...by the time i l

    logged in the ban was over.

    I was only aware that i had been banned from reading the threads and a PM from Ah Kow



    Quote Originally Posted by singveld View Post
    how did you get banned on april 26, 2012, tell us when you are back.
    Last edited by erection2011; 27-04-2012 at 11:56 AM.
    ang moh is best.

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    Quote Originally Posted by erection2011
    not very sure bro...by the time i l

    logged in the ban was over.

    I was only aware that i had been banned from reading the threads and a PM from Ah Kow
    AlamaKing?

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    hahah ya. AK
    Quote Originally Posted by Fook Seng View Post
    AlamaKing?
    ang moh is best.

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