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    I have a 80% success rate in Baccaat but of course I am not dumb enough to reveal my secrets to you and neither will I sell it to anyone. I discovered the methodology myself and it is quite elegant and simple.

    I am just letting you it can be done if you are as smart as me. I can beat the house but the incentive is not great enough for me to sit in a casino all day long as I must be discreet, very selective and cannot bet huge amounts to avoid drawing attention to myself!

    PS: This is not one of your dumb systems that follow conventional wisdom!

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    The title should read _ even retards can post it

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    good lark.by now you millionair leow.siboh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kopiuncle View Post
    good lark.by now you millionair leow.siboh.
    You spastic maggot

    I am already a multi-millionaire long ago. And stop begging me for money through your PMs! Begging is illegal in Singapore!

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    Quote Originally Posted by clinton666 View Post
    I have a 80% success rate in Baccaat but of course I am not dumb enough to reveal my secrets to you and neither will I sell it to anyone. I discovered the methodology myself and it is quite elegant and simple.
    I like the words you write in BOLD. It's sweet music to me man.

    Bro666, can share your secret? pm me ok?

    I is all in man if really 80%.
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    Quote Originally Posted by clinton666 View Post
    You spastic maggot

    I am already a multi-millionaire long ago. And stop begging me for money through your PMs! Begging is illegal in Singapore!
    nanbeh you billionairs.you come here and call everyone retareded and gay doggie.you UNO lamparchengcheng bestestestestest!!!!...you sure billionairs with your most retardestestestes lamparchengcheng remarks of gay dogs and maggots....nevermind lah..you make me laugh and laughter is good medicine.no need to go to IMH or see the dog....thankyouthankyou....you uNO smartest testestest around! lamparchengcheng smart bacarratistestes!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maximilian Chua-Heng View Post
    I like the words you write in BOLD. It's sweet music to me man.

    Bro666, can share your secret? pm me ok?

    I is all in man if really 80%.
    Discipline is still the key, you cannot go all in with 80% rate.
    And you will have to be very selective, no suitable for gamblers whose aim is not to make money but rather to look for excitement! It is plain obvious you are a gambler! I don't like gambling, I just like to make money!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kopiuncle View Post
    nanbeh you billionairs.you come here and call everyone retareded and gay doggie.you UNO lamparchengcheng bestestestestest!!!!...you sure billionairs with your most retardestestestes lamparchengcheng remarks of gay dogs and maggots....nevermind lah..you make me laugh and laughter is good medicine.no need to go to IMH or see the dog....thankyouthankyou....you uNO smartest testestest around! lamparchengcheng smart bacarratistestes!!!
    You retarded gay puppy

    You K1 teacher is going to spank your buttocks and twist your small weenie tomorrow during lessons. So many fucking spelling mistakes! You are a disgrace to the kindergarten whence you came from!

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    Quote Originally Posted by clinton666 View Post
    Discipline is still the key, you cannot go all in with 80% rate.
    And you will have to be very selective, no suitable for gamblers whose aim is not to make money but rather to look for excitement! It is plain obvious you are a gambler! I don't like gambling, I just like to make money!
    Bro,

    80% is good enough for me. Agree with you here. Making money is always the boring part.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maximilian Chua-Heng View Post
    Bro,

    80% is good enough for me. Agree with you here. Making money is always the boring part.
    Yes, I have seen so many morons whose objectives are not to make money but to have as much as excitement as possible, and the most exciting part of their gambling journeys is jumping to their death! So you need to ask yourself, do you want excitement or do you want to win money, and these 2 are mutually exclusive

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    Quote Originally Posted by RonRon View Post
    You spastic maggot

    Do you even know how to play Baccrat!! That is dumbest video I have ever seen!

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    Quote Originally Posted by clinton666 View Post
    You spastic maggot

    Do you even know how to play Baccrat!! That is dumbest video I have ever seen!
    and "I have a 80% success rate in Baccaat but of course"

    Problems spelling Baccarat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by clinton666 View Post
    I have a 80% success rate in Baccaat but of course I am not dumb enough to reveal my secrets to you and neither will I sell it to anyone. I discovered the methodology myself and it is quite elegant and simple.

    I am just letting you it can be done if you are as smart as me. I can beat the house but the incentive is not great enough for me to sit in a casino all day long as I must be discreet, very selective and cannot bet huge amounts to avoid drawing attention to myself!

    PS: This is not one of your dumb systems that follow conventional wisdom!



    80% percent win rate again just like your dumb football betting huh......................???


    i got one method.......................108% success rate !

    the casinos always tolong me to leave after i won a couple millions a night.....................

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    Clinton the clit has turned from pappy dog to gambling guru

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narong Wongwan View Post
    Clinton the clit has turned from pappy dog to gambling guru
    wat gambring gulu? ...

    he now ze pied piper of sg leading peasants 2 ze bedok reservoir ...

    ... juz another 3.5224˘ worth ... (gst 7%, inflation 8% (2008) n tariff 21% (2008), 23.32% (2010), 9.8%(2011) incl.) ...
    fr n original, humble 2˘ ... u now got a whopping 3.5224˘ worth fr me! ...
    tis value is fully guaranteed (wun morning say dun guarantee & @ nite say guarantee) ...
    ...


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    Judah, S. & Ziemba, W.T., 1983. Three person baccarat. Operations Research Letters, 2(4), pp.187-192.

    Abstract

    Baccarat and the closely related game Chemin-de-Fer are played for high stakes in casinos around the world. Optimal strategies for the player and the banker in the two person game have been developed by Kemeny and Snell. Similar strategies are now the rules of play in Nevada. Thorp and Walden developed card counting strategies to make certain side bets profitable but these bets are no longer allowed. Hence, the game is essentially a Bernoulli trial with a banker edge of 1.24%. For the three person game we determine the banker's strategy that optimally counters the two players fixed rules of play. It is optimal for the players to collude and place indentical bets in which case the game becomes a Bernoulli trial with banker's edge of 0.82%.

    Keywords: Gaming; Baccarat strategy development
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    Quote Originally Posted by clinton666 View Post
    You spastic maggot

    I am already a multi-millionaire long ago. And stop begging me for money through your PMs! Begging is illegal in Singapore!
    why are u now into bacarat and soccer betting? i thought u say put money with kong hee and jusus, ur money will become 1000 fold back? is it kong hee con all ur money already, and now u are laden with lots of ah long debts?

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    clinton.. i know 2 pple as clever as you..you are the 3rd... both more then 80% statistic... Can add your picture to become retarded trio?

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    Pastor Ah Kong would be disapointed to learn that his loyal follower Clinton666 is into gambling now...

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