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Yesterday, 01:42 AM

Lizzert replied to a thread Robber bashes woman with heavy rock, cracking her skull in Singapore Crime

Which part of Johore Bahru is Tiong Bahru ??

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14-06-2013, 03:47 AM

Lizzert replied to a thread 270kg grouper fish caught by sinkie fishermen in The Courtyard Café

Sounds like Ho Jinx..old ugly Loco fish

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08-06-2013, 04:22 AM

Lizzert replied to a thread I Need Help - recently I could pee only when I poo. in The Courtyard Café

Tangki lau, gantung pai, Sparkplug kah koo, or-yew filter kah koo leow... miss those days when you bring car for service and the mechanics used to...

49 replies | 1575 view(s)

05-06-2013, 07:57 AM

Lizzert replied to a thread Cat Fight on bus 106 in The Courtyard Café

When arrested, Police said Ms. Poh had a very swollen tongue (lesbian erection) and a wet and slimy index finger..but could not confirm where the...

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05-06-2013, 07:50 AM

Lizzert replied to a thread what would life be in singapore after lau lee? in The Courtyard Café

very much better ...kum sia

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02-06-2013, 03:40 AM

Lizzert replied to a thread This poor boy is going mad... in The Courtyard Café

I will only be impressed if he films himself doggy-fucking his pooch instead of eating pooch shit.

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02-06-2013, 02:52 AM

Lizzert replied to a thread More Taiwanese food products recalled in Singapore in International News

Actually Taiwan should recall all these products and re-ship then to Phillipines

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02-06-2013, 02:44 AM

Lizzert replied to a thread Which action is extreme????? in The Courtyard Café

If plants don t have a nervous system nor nerve endings and therefor no "feelings" then why do women insert cucumbers/carrots into their pussies ??

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02-06-2013, 02:42 AM

Lizzert replied to a thread Which action is extreme????? in The Courtyard Café

Then Ah Tiong come and eat every thing in the food chain

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02-06-2013, 02:40 AM

Lizzert replied to a thread Suspicion LKY is very ill??? in Political Issues

LHL and LKY sama sama..... YES..one is a Pua Cheebye whilst the other is a Lau Cheebye But both are definately Chow CheeByes

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02-06-2013, 02:33 AM

Lizzert replied to a thread the authentic hawker foods of the retro past in The Courtyard Café

Tau Kwa Pow...used to be a grumpy old man who sold it at various places in and around joo chiat . Initially was in a small hawker centre b/w Lion...

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01-06-2013, 07:32 PM

Lizzert replied to a thread Names & Pics of the Wife & Daughter of Guilty SCDF Chief Peter Lim Sin Pang in The Courtyard Café

This civil serpent s cock is really busy... unlike other civil serpents this one is very productive when it comes to sex..

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31-05-2013, 03:00 AM

Lizzert replied to a thread Singaporean had his head chopped in Philippines in The Courtyard Café

Yes,the Philippines national exports comprise : 60 % Dried Mango and 40% Damp/wet pussies..

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31-05-2013, 02:54 AM

Lizzert replied to a thread When it comes to sex, both men and women lie? in The Courtyard Café

And Kway confess neber cho kwaynor kum Lan before in kway's life..

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26-05-2013, 12:00 PM

Lizzert replied to a thread Hantam bola in The Courtyard Café

Used to play it when younger, but as grow older changed to playing hantam batang..same theory but this time hit girls with with your love-stick...

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25-05-2013, 07:25 PM

Lizzert replied to a thread We guys lick pussies, she eats it. in The Courtyard Café

Sha-shi- Chee or issit just a piece of baked Chee Pie

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24-05-2013, 05:50 AM

Lizzert replied to a thread Two women school employees arrested for molesting 6yo girl (Guess which country) in The Courtyard Café

Poor victim s name: Dig Deep Kaur...

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23-05-2013, 09:38 AM

Lizzert replied to a thread You reward a rapist by giving him lifetime rape on the same girl again? in The Courtyard Café

If you browse a new magazine and accidentally tear the page(s) and the storeowner sees you..then you have to buy the magazine -same logic mah

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23-05-2013, 09:36 AM

Lizzert replied to a thread Serial sinkie offender Goh Lee Yin gets 9 mths jail in The Courtyard Café

+ she would probably charge you S$34,000-00 for a blowjob and $65,000-00 for sex..hmmm , wonder if her bush below is like her eyebrows

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23-05-2013, 09:32 AM

Lizzert replied to a thread According to CHC, God and int'l crooks are on their side! Mavis has no chance! in The Courtyard Café

love to stab her with my "heathen spear" ..then ride her from behind holding her by her hair. she actually does look like a noisy fucker..

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23-05-2013, 09:27 AM

Lizzert replied to a thread Yakuza meeting in The Courtyard Café

Imagine if ..we the people of 1st world nation were to present our .. Ho Jinx dressed up in cute Japanese Schoolgirl outfit with fishnet stockings...

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23-05-2013, 09:20 AM

Lizzert replied to a thread Possibly Singapore's most disgusting man in The Courtyard Café

Strangely, I find him more attractive than Ho Jinx...and I m pretty sure there are more people out there who feel same way too

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23-05-2013, 07:19 AM

Lizzert replied to a thread Yakuza meeting in The Courtyard Café

Pinky shud slice his useless little undeveloped kukujia...and feedd it to some Koi fish

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22-05-2013, 01:13 AM

Lizzert replied to a thread Best way to move $ from SGD to MYR? in A Singaporean's guide to Living In JB

1. Go open an account in a Malaysian bank in JB..some banks will require you to show S/P agreement. 2.Use local Money Changers remittance to send...

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22-05-2013, 01:10 AM

Lizzert replied to a thread Yingluck Shinawatra in her youth in The Courtyard Café

Also willing to entice guys with promotional extras..access to alternative entry point (asshole)..complimentary blowjobs and roleplay and cosplay

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22-05-2013, 12:50 AM

Lizzert replied to a thread Why did she sleep with me for free? in The Courtyard Café

wtf can you find a tongue helmet har??? Chew Gum..blow bubble, wait for bubble to burst on tongue..now ready to lar chee with utmost confidence...

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22-05-2013, 12:46 AM

Lizzert replied to a thread Maids Jailed for Sorcery. Guess the countries. in The Courtyard Café

...Shane Todd..kena zapped with Pinoy Love/lust spell.. court is still dliberating..

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22-05-2013, 12:42 AM

Lizzert replied to a thread Chiobu in CHC case.. in The Courtyard Café

Maybe she offered the head preacher total access to her promised land..who gave her the appointment after he laid his holy staff on her and parted...

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22-05-2013, 12:37 AM

Lizzert replied to a thread Chiobu in CHC case.. in The Courtyard Café

Hey, don't forget their cousin..Blowanna who loved to swallow

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21-05-2013, 12:54 AM

Lizzert replied to a thread I find this Disgusting and feel Violated - do you? in The Courtyard Café

Possible their great complexion comes from applying excess sperm on their fuckfaces..and drinking gallons of the stuff

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