Re: MPs and Ministars are competing
Kee Chiu will be the leader of the professional mourners.
How about Kee Chiu?
Kee Chiu will be the leader of the professional mourners.
How about Kee Chiu?
咸鱼 can or not ?
The MP who gathers the most number of condolences and mourners will get a cabinet job. The ministar who fail to gather the minimum number of condolences will be dropped from cabinet.
I wear bright red.
sinkies are world-reknown for "ta pau", especially the freeloading kind. they learn it from the leeder.
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SG50 is celebration for demise of lky to go to 18th basement..
National Mourning means :
Don't need to go to school or to work. Stay at home with your family, all must wear black and watch CNA tribute all day and night. When you go to toilet, must bring in the radio. No laughing, no joy, and no sexual activities.
Idol worshipping. Never yield to dead bodies.
But this is a showing of extremely great gratitude.
The Straits Times, March 23, 2015, Front page
heard this story ..
In his younger days, lky always went to NUS swimming pool for his daily exercise. One day, for apparently no reason, he drowned and sank at the deep end of the pool luckily there were two students nearby who jumped in and pulled him up to safety.
When he came to, he asked both students whatever they wanted in return within his power, he would give.
One student asked for scholarship to study at Harvard of which lky obliged.
Then he turned to next one who at first hesitated to reply but after long pause he asked lky to promise to give him state funeral.
lky : "WTF man, why should you ask me to give you state funeral?"
student : "ermm ... you see, sir... the moment I reach home and my father comes to know that I saved your life he sure to kill me, sir!"
.. anyone can confirm when this happened