BREAKING NEWS!! Michael Palmer Resigned from PAP !!

[jw5]

Re: Michael Palmer is preparing for his new book...

Suggested title:

Ai Piah Jia Eh Yia

-- An honest man's story of an honest lust, and how he honestly set out to fulfill it and later honestly admiited his honest mistake.

 

[streetsmart73]

I so handsome, how cum I am not as lucky as Michael Palmer. How cum no girls throw themselves at me huh?

hi there


1. tsk tsk tsk!
2. bro, my rear looks betterer than the sickly-looking sheep

 

[bullfrog]

Re: PAP’s handling of Palmer affair put WP’s handling of Yaw affair to shame

An immoral MP is an immoral MP..doesnt matter how he or his sin was presented.

PAP let down the people of Punggol East ward. Again, we have to waste money and time holding a by-election. When did the PAP leadership know this? The voters have a right to know. The PAP team at Punggol-PasirRis has misled the people. The PAP should examine its own selection process.

 

[Equalisation]

Ass Loong : Why you like that one ?

M Palmer : If can eat, don't waste.:o

 

[laksaboy]

I so handsome, how cum I am not as lucky as Michael Palmer. How cum no girls throw themselves at me huh?

Michael Palmer has ang moh looks (and probably ang moh size manhood). You got meh?

 

[HorGauGan]

Re: Michael Palmer is preparing for his new book...

sumthing like tis???

The 14 naughtiest bits from 50 Shades of Grey:

Christian’s dirty talk makes us turn 50 shades of red
“Show me how you pleasure yourself … Keep still … We’re going to have to work on keeping you still, baby … Let’s see if we can make you come like this … You’re so deliciously wet. God, I want you … I’m going to fuck you now, Miss Steele … Hard ... Come for me, Ana.” (114, 116, 117, 118)

Anastasia’s ‘Inner Goddess’ comes out
“I pull him deeper into my mouth so I can feel him at the back of my throat and then to the front again. My tongue swirls around the end. He’s my very own Christian Grey-flavored popsicle. I suck harder and harder … Hmm … My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.” (137)

Anastasia climaxes ‘again and again’ … and again
“He leans down and kisses me, his fingers still moving rhythmically inside me, his thumb circling and pressing. His other hand scoops my hair off my head and holds my head in place. His tongue mirrors the actions of his fingers, claiming me. My legs begin to stiffen as I push against his hand. He gentles his hand, so I’m brought back from the brink ... I come instantly again and again, falling apart beneath him … then I’m building again … I climax anew, calling out his name.” (195, 196)

Things get kinky between ‘The Dominant and The Submissive’
“Suddenly he grabs me, tipping me across his lap. With one smooth movement, he angles his body so my torso is resting on the bed beside him. He throws his right leg over both mine and plants his left forearm on the small of my back, holding me down so I cannot move … He places his hand on my naked behind, softly fondling me, stroking around and around with his flat palm. And then his hand is no longer there … and he hits me—hard.” (273, 274)

Anastasia’s ‘Inner Goddess’ grapples with spanking
“We lie there, panting together, waiting for our breathing to slow. He gently strokes my hair … Boy … I Survived. That wasn’t so bad. I’m more stoic than I thought. My inner goddess is prostrate … well, at least she’s quiet.” (276)

Continues grappling as Christian rubs baby oil on her ‘behind’
“Sitting beside me, he gently pulls my sweatpants down. Up and down like a whores’ drawers, my subconscious remarks bitterly. In my head, I tell her where to go. Christian squirts baby oil into his hand and then rubs my behind with careful tenderness—from makeup remover to soothing balm for a spanked ass, who would have thought it was such a versatile liquid.” (277)

Wait, all this ‘Dominant and Submissive’ stuff is really confusing Anastasia’s Inner Goddess
“You beguile me, Christian. Completely overwhelm me. I feel like Icarus flying too close to the sun.” (188)

But she still likes the idea of ‘silver balls’ in naughty places
“He holds out his hand, and in his palm are two shiny silver balls linked with a thick black thread … Inside me! I gasp, and all the muscles deep in my belly clench. My inner goddess is doing the dance of the seven veils … Oh my … It’s a curious feeling. Once they’re inside me, I can’t really feel them—but then again I know they’re there … Oh my … I may have to keep these. They make me needy, needy for sex.” (362, 364)

She might even like the riding crop and wrist cuffs more!
“At the touch of leather, I quiver and gasp. He walks around me again, trailing the crop around the middle of my body. On his second circuit, he suddenly flicks the crop, and it hits me underneath my behind … against my sex … The shock runs through me, and it’s the sweetest, strangest, hedonistic feeling … My body convulses at the sweet, stinging bite. My nipples harden and elongate from the assault, and I moan loudly, pulling on my leather cuffs.” (323)

When he’s not spanking/flogging, Christian’s quite sweet
“He sighs, slides in beside me, and pulls me into his arms. Careful not to touch my stinging behind, we are spooning again. He kisses me softly beside my ear.” (366)

And oh-so-vulnerable
" ‘Why don’t you like to be touched?’ I whisper, staring up into soft gray eyes. ‘Because I’m fifty shades of fucked up, Anastasia.’ ” (369)

" ‘The woman who brought me into this world was a crack whore, Anastasia …’ I slip into a dazed and exhausted sleep, dreaming of a four-year-old gray-eyed boy in a dark, scary, miserable place.’ ” (367)

But she can’t resist the dominant (really, she just wants him to pull her hair)
“His arms are wrapped around me, and he’s pulling me to him, hard, fast, gripping my ponytail to tilt my head up, kissing me like his life depends on it … He drags the hair tie painfully out of my hair, but I don’t care. He needs me, for whatever reason, at this point in time, and I have never felt so desired and coveted.” (478)

 

[wendychan]

hw abt a twist??? i wonder any FEMALE MP has any sex scandals a nt . hahahahaah

huh??????.

 

[wendychan]

Re: Michael Palmer Lover : WHO GOT PIC?

With his $14 000 a month MP allowance he can easily afford to rent a discreet apartment himself.

some MPs rent could be more than 14000 a mth....

 

[cunnilaubu]

Re: PAP’s handling of Palmer affair put WP’s handling of Yaw affair to shame

So skponggol, are you going to contest again, in the upcoming BE?

 

[MBSSLOTS]

Ultimate slap on PAP face for criticising WP when it happen previously!
The PAP has let down the people of Singapore...

 

[HorGauGan]

huh??????.

always the male MP scandals. so boring. we had yaw shin leong and michael palmer.

u knw in japan, they have hot sexy FEMALE MPs!!!!!!!!!!

how nice if there's scandalous news on female MPs

 

[wendychan]

always the male MP scandals. so boring. we had yaw shin leong and michael palmer.

u knw in japan, they have hot sexy FEMALE MPs!!!!!!!!!!

how nice if there's scandalous news on female MPs

ah i see..... why don't you google

 

[Clone]

Wah lan eh!
Chope seat so fast hand fast leg...

 

[jw5]

I so handsome, how cum I am not as lucky as Michael Palmer. How cum no girls throw themselves at me huh?

Because you need better academic transcripts.

 

[@rmadill0]

Re: Michael Palmer Lover : WHO GOT PIC?

I hear that she is Chinese and a Plain Jane....

 

[streetsmart73]

Michael Palmer has ang moh looks (and probably ang moh size manhood). You got meh?

hi there


1. sickly-looking sheep: me, 2" hoh

 

[mojito]

Chope first, talk later!

 

[zhihau]

Re: Michael Palmer is preparing for his new book...

Suggested title:

Ai Piah Jia Eh Yia

-- An honest man's story of an honest lust, and how he honestly set out to fulfill it and later honestly admiited his honest mistake.

bwahahahahahahaa... ahahahaha... ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

 

[aurvandil]

The right to contest should belong to WP. PAP fishing desperately for at least one third party to split the vote.

 

[laksaboy]

Re: Michael Palmer Lover : WHO GOT PIC?

Is this the pic?