All the "someone stands in front/beside/behind/etc" threads merged

[Bigfuck]

Re: Someone stands very close behind you while you're logged on to this forum

Login to one of my nicest clone.

If she has great boobs, a plump ass with a great slim waist, she can be in front of me while I hump her surfing. If she is ugly, she does not need to look at me

 

[nonsense]

Re: Someone stands very close behind you while you're logged on to this forum


Customers at my 24 hr internet cafe do that all the time.

 

[Bigfuck]

Re: Someone stands very close behind you while you're contemplating suicide at Bedok

If she has nice boobs ass and a nice waist, I might hump her good before I go, like a mayfly.

 

[Bigfuck]

Re: Someone stands very close behind you while you're standing at the edge of a cliff

If she has the perfect 3 vital statistics, I will wham bam and thank you mam, throwing her off the cliff and look for the next one to repeat the act.

 

[Glaringly]

Re: Someone stands very close in front of you in the MRT

??????? how?

What to do. Nowdays, it hard not to have someone standing inches away. So before you board, bio a spot with Chio Bu lah.

 

[Bigfuck]

Re: Someone stands very close in front of you in the MRT

Lan jiao yourself. Just because you passed PSLE you see me no up. You thing you only got patience. My patience cannot hold back one. It is very fast even for me. Sorry Bedok CC not good for me. No straight bus from my house. Bedok Simpang ok. If I do not turn up at 6pm, you start first, I then join you later.

Wah scroobl so violent. I thought you over 50 leh. No fight lah. Might break something in your body. same for your challenger

 

[RODYK]

Re: Someone stand very close when i am having dinner at hawker centre

East Coast Lagoon should have pretty girls what, if you are lucky in bikini some more.

whahahaha!!! bikini some more

 

[RODYK]

Re: Someone stands very close behind you while you're logged on to this forum

Customers at my 24 hr internet cafe do that all the time.

you offer dafa anot?

 

[zeddy]

Re: Someone stands very close in front of you in the MRT

If someone stand very close to you in the MRT, ask him whom he voted for last May..

If he replied its the PAP, then kick his balls.. If its the Oppos, then tell him nicely to move back..

 

[PleaseDunZapMe]

Someone stands very close behInd you when

you need to fart. what would you do?

 

[PleaseDunZapMe]

someone stands very close behInd you when

you are queuIng to order food and there's ample space behInd. Don't you feel IrrItated?

 

[PleaseDunZapMe]

Re: Someone stands very close in front of you in the MRT

If someone stand very close to you in the MRT, ask him whom he voted for last May..

If he replied its the PAP, then kick his balls.. If its the Oppos, then tell him nicely to move back..

bro, I suggest we leave polItIcs out of this topIc. :o

 

[PleaseDunZapMe]

Re: Someone Stands Very CLose Besides You At An UrinaL

Depends on whether the urinal belongs to PAP or the Opposition..

bro, I suggest we leave polItIcs out of thIs topIc.

 

[PleaseDunZapMe]

Re: Someone stands very close behind you while you're contemplating suicide at Bedok

Depends on whether it's a PAP or Opposition ward..

bro, I suggest we leave polItIcs out of thIs topIc.

 

[PleaseDunZapMe]

Re: Someone stands very close behind you while you're standing at the edge of a cliff

It depends, who he voted for

bro, I suggest we leave polItIcs out of thIs topIc.

 

[PleaseDunZapMe]

Re: Someone stands very close behind you while you're logged on to this forum

Depends on whether you're logging in when you're at a PAP or Opposition ward..

bro, I suggest we leave polItIcs out of thIs topIc.

 

[PleaseDunZapMe]

Re: Someone stand very close when i am having dinner at hawker centre

I vote opp but still got alot PRC shit.
By the way you wrote like eatshitndie.oppa gangnam style

bro, I suggest we leave polItIcs out of thIs topIc.

 

[zhihau]

Re: Someone stands very close behind you while you're logged on to this forum

???? how ???????

me find this situation strangely familiar... only thing is that the person is our significant other half

 

[looneytan]

Re: Someone stands very close behind you while you're logged on to this forum

me find this situation strangely familiar... only thing is that the person is our significant other half

Can be on buses or MRT
You can see nowadays everybody is logging on to something

 

[Dragon8899]

Re: someone stands very close behInd you when

Depends on whether it happened in a PAP or Opposition ward..